Well if this photo is anything to go by, Rooney has certain missed the service he used to provide. In a recent interview, former rent boy, Cristiano was quoted as saying “In my younger days I used to make a fortune gratifying tubby balding men – Then I discovered I could make even more money [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Wayne Rooney’
Have Utd Missed Ronaldo This Season?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Borderline Inappropriate, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney on March 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Wayne Rooney is Quite Good at Football
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Nothing Can Go Wrong Now, On Fire, Wayne Rooney, World Cup on February 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
That’s it. He’s gone and done it now. Rodney has, after this last week of performances, moved from is going to be to IS. The BBC takes up the story; Wayne Rooney took his goal tally to 27 for the season as Manchester United saw off West Ham to move to within a point of [...]
Rodney shows skills / Has baby
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Freaks, Petrol Station Forecourts, Skills, Superman, Wayne Rooney on November 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know about ‘Awesome’ but this Wayne ‘Rodney’ Rooney clip is pretty impressive. I mean, I could do that by age twelve so he’s a bit behind but well played anyway Rodney. I’d always be a bit nervous around the man myself. You’d never know if he was going to flip out at any [...]