Well if this photo is anything to go by, Rooney has certain missed the service he used to provide. In a recent interview, former rent boy, Cristiano was quoted as saying “In my younger days I used to make a fortune gratifying tubby balding men – Then I discovered I could make even more money [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Borderline Inappropriate’
Have Utd Missed Ronaldo This Season?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Borderline Inappropriate, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney on March 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
At the Start of the Premiership there were NO Foreigners
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Borderline Inappropriate, Fear Mongering on February 16, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
It’s kind of true. The Guardian informed me thusly; The actual number of foreign (not UK and Ireland) players in their team’s starting line-ups when the Premier League began in 1992-93 was ten – with two more coming on as substitutes. As Simon Gleave points out, “The ten starters were John Jensen (Arsenal), Anders Limpar [...]
Mid-Season Break
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Animal Madness, Borderline Inappropriate, Mid-season break, Monkeys, Movies on February 10, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Has all the interesting football stopped for a winter break or is it just me? Dullness has descended for the time being, the Top Four being restored to the same old same old, John Terry on every page of the sports section and all the predictable teams winning as usual so I’m going to try [...]